Today Steven Patrick Morrissey celebrates his 50th year on this wretched planet. I phrase it as I imagine he would want me to. In celebration, kick back, have a Red Stripe*, listen to Viva Hate and try not to hinder upon an animal's right to be free in any way for one whole day**. We love you, Moz. May you continue to be awesome for another half-century.
Morrissey - Viva Hate
As a bonus, here are some sick videos...
*=If you're whack.
**=Unless you're whack.