Texas Pete is the best hot sauce ever...

Have you ever had Texas Pete hot sauce? If not, you're missing out. Tonight, after searching in and out of Baltimore and New York City, I finally found a bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce around the corner from my apartment. I just never thought to go to the grocery store two blocks down on 1st Ave and 120th street. I live in the famous neighborhood Harlem in Manhattan where you don't go to hang out. You just live there because you can't afford anything below 96th street. There was never a reason for me to go past my street, 118th st. Anyway, It's better than Tabasco. It's better than Tapatio. It's fucking Texas Pete and it's American as fuck and will kill you.

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